when youre wearin a cute outfit in winter and someone is like “aren’t you COLD” excuse me you are weak and your crops will never last the winter with that attitude
Reblogging for Jared’s reaction.
IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CRINGES AT THAT WORD
do you ever think about what you have to do tomorrow and then you kinda just want to fall off the earth
IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD
MY GREAT AUNT FRIENDED SOMEONE WITH THE SMAE NAME AS ME ON FACEBOOK THINKING IT WAS ME
the girld idnt even question it ic ant breathe
"Where the hell do you live"
The answer is hidden in the question
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy